The Bullshit Generator

The dack.com Web Economy Bullshit Generator is one of those tongue-in-cheek web apps that are so popular nowadays: useless but cute. This one generates bullshit e-business phrases in verb/adjective/noun format. Here are a few pieces of bullshit the tool generated for me:

• repurpose distributed applications
• cultivate e-business channels
• exploit wireless markets
• morph viral niches
• evolve B2C schemas

The great thing about the generator is that some of this bullshit is actually believable, i.e., I could easily see the phrase "exploit wireless markets" or "repurpose distributed applications" appearing in some pretentious whitepaper.